The SLOGAN meme!

Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question. Generator here!
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1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Hungry? Why wait? Grab a Brennan.

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Brennan, and on, and on..

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
All Brennan, All The Time
(FUUUUUUCK YEEEEAAAAA)

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Melts in your Brennan, not in your hand.
(XD)

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Why Can't Everything Orange Be Brennan?
(Wat.)

6. To someone you dislike?
The Best Brennan Under One Roof.

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
Who Would You Have A Brennan With.

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Stop. Go. Brennan

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Brennan. It's What's For Dinner

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
The Future's Bright. The Future's Brennan.
(AWWW YEAAAA)

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
We Want To Be Smiths Brennan.
(AWRAWRDAGSDE?)

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Break Me Off a Piece of That Brennan

13. What are the best words to describe you?
The Dirt says Hot, The Label says Brennan.....
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Fuck this shit, I'm bored.